Tom Cruise-Loosely based on his real life counterpart and the straight man to the childlike John Travolta. Smart, a jerk, non-caring, an asshole, just wants to keep things moving.

John Travolta-Loosely based on his real life counterpart. Childlike, dimwitted, annoying, stupid, caring, loves everyone, questions everything, looking for friends.

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